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Dear All , RBI Guidlines: Because of writing on indian currency notes , Indian Govt loses Rs 2638 cr each year, so Please don't write anything on currency note as they can't be used for STD transactions e.g.: We can't find written Notes in ATM. When will we learn to value & respect our own currency? Have you seen a dollar bill or a Pound with anything written on it.
The guy is on his final question for 5crore on 'Kaun Banega Crorepati', and has one lifeline left, 'Phone A Friend', and the Question was
"Which Bird does not make a nest?"
1: Sparrow
2: Swallow
3: Blackbird
4: Cuckoo
The guy is not sure, so he calls his girlfriend.
She answers, "Stupid, it's obviously a cuckoo, 100%" and the guy wins.
Later the guy calls his girlfriend, "how the hell did you know that, honey?"
I must say you've got more brains than i credit you for!" And the sweet thing replies:
"Well, u idiot, a cuckoo lives in a clock na!"
"The guy faints"
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in Washington D.C. One from Bangladesh, another from India and the third from China.
They go with a White House official to examine the fence.
The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)".
The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)".
The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."
The official, outraged says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from China to fix the fence."
"Done!" replies the government official