Saturday, December 21, 2013

Whatsapp For PC

Download Whatsapp For PC Free



We all know that WhatsApp is a mega hit and so you even what to use and download WhatsApp for PC or Computer, so the tutorial which I am goign to give you guys today will help you to run any Android Application on your computer system weather its Windows 7, Windows 8 or XP as well as Mac OS X

Note : I request you to follow each and every step which is given below so that you can easily use WhatsApp on Computer. If you skip any step than that will create problem.

1: Download Bluestacks for Windows and Mac based operating system for further process.
2: When  Bluestacks is Downloaded, you need to install it.
3: Then  just follow the directions or instructions that showing on the screen & open the software.
4: After you have successfully installed Bluestacks software search for “WhatsApp” in the search bar.
5: Click on its icon and locate.
6: Now click on Download and wait till the application in fully installed.
7: You have successfully downloaded WhatsApp for PC.
8: Just search for its shortcut icon on desktop.

It is very simple and easy to free download WhatsApp for PC if you followed each and every steps which is mentioned above.

Thursday, October 24, 2013

The Android Story

The Android Story


Whether it's getting directions, sharing photos with friends, or even slicing virtual fruit, each Android release makes something new possible.

Android 1.5, Cupcake


Right from the start, Android is an open OS that can run almost any app or widget so you can do what you want to do.

      Android 1.6, Donut
 
¢The world's information is at your fingertips - search the web, get driving directions...or watch cat videos.

   Android 2.0, Eclair
 
¢Make your home screen just how you want it. Arrange apps and widgets across multiple screens and in folders. Stunning live wallpapers respond to your touch.
  Android 2.2, Froyo

¢Voice Typing lets you input text, and Voice Actions let you control your phone, just by speaking.

Android 2.3, Gingerbread



¢New sensors make Android great for gaming - so you can touch, tap, tilt, and...
Android 3.0, Honeycomb

¢Optimized for tablets, this release opens up new horizons wherever you are.
Android 4.0, Ice Cream Sandwich
 
¢Android comes of age with a new, refined design. Simple, beautiful and beyond smart.
Android 4.1, Jelly Bean
 
¢Android is fast and smooth with buttery graphics. With Google Now, you get just the right information at the right time.
¢And with more than 1 million apps on Google Play, and thousands of Android devices, you've got the freedom to do what you want on any device you choose.
Android 4.4, KitKat
 
¢Prepare for a sweet new treat.
¢Android is the operating system that powers over 1 billion smartphones and tablets. Since these devices make our lives so sweet, each Android version is named after a dessert: Cupcake, Donut, Eclair, Froyo, Gingerbread, Honeycomb, Ice Cream Sandwich, and Jelly Bean. As everyone finds chocolate so tempting, we decided to name the next version of Android after one of our favorite chocolate treats, the KitKat®!

Monday, October 14, 2013

Monday, October 7, 2013

Please don't write anything on currency note

Dear All , RBI Guidlines: Because of writing on indian currency notes , Indian Govt loses Rs 2638 cr each year, so Please don't write anything on currency note as they can't be used for STD transactions e.g.: We can't find written Notes in ATM. When will we learn to value & respect our own currency? Have you seen a dollar bill or a Pound with anything written on it.

Thursday, October 3, 2013

David Beckham - Footballer

David Robert Joseph Beckham, OBE is an English former footballer. He has played for Manchester United, Preston North End, Real Madrid, Milan, Los Angeles Galaxy, Paris Saint-Germain, and the England


Born: May 2, 1975 (age 38), Leytonstone, London, United Kingdom
Height: 1.83 m
Salary: 3.4 million GBP (2013)
Spouse: Victoria Beckham (m. 1999)
Children: Harper Beckham, Brooklyn Beckham, Romeo Beckham, Cruz Beckham


Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Kaun Banega Crorepati

The guy is on his final question for 5crore on 'Kaun Banega Crorepati', and has one lifeline left, 'Phone A Friend', and the Question was

"Which Bird does not make a nest?"

1: Sparrow
2: Swallow
3: Blackbird
4: Cuckoo

The guy is not sure, so he calls his girlfriend.

She answers, "Stupid, it's obviously a cuckoo, 100%" and the guy wins.

Later the guy calls his girlfriend, "how the hell did you know that, honey?"

I must say you've got more brains than i credit you for!" And the sweet  thing replies:

"Well, u idiot, a cuckoo lives in a clock na!"

"The guy faints" 

Bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in Washington

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in Washington D.C. One from Bangladesh, another from India and the third from China.

They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)".

The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)".

The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, outraged says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from China to fix the fence."

"Done!" replies the government official

One match found...

Saif ali khan - One match found...

Photography. . . Class....

Photography

Monday, September 30, 2013

Save trees

Sometimes picture says everything. ..

Corporate

Dedicated to all corporate guys :
Ek boss apne employee se bola - ek din aisa aayega
ki khane ko kuch nahi hoga, pine ko pani nahi
hoga, sara petrol khatm ho jayega, log ek dusre ke
dushman ban jayenge, dunia me hahakar mach
jayega...

Employee - "Sir, uss din bhi office Aana hai kya"..

Blood in emergency. ..

Blood in emergency jist sms...

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Sunday, September 22, 2013

Top 5 Richest Bollywood Stars

All Bollywood stars are rich. Identifying the top 5 richest of them is slightly challenging because, quite understandably, they are not eager to publicly discuss their assets . Besides, media opinions regarding the richest Bollywood stars vary. One of the little-known facts of the world is that Bollywood was born a full 10 years before Hollywood. Bollywood generates over double the number of movies Hollywood does every year and earns twice as much as Hollywood in the domestic market; although Hollywood earns 50 times more than Bollywood in the international market. Bollywood is India’s most powerful entertainer, churning out movies at the rate of five per year. It is little wonder that Bollywood stars earn tons of cash, not only from movies, but also by endorsing top brands and managing their own businesses. Emirates 24/7 and Top Fives of Everything, among others, agree that the following are the top five richest Bollywood stars although they position them differently. Top 1 – Shah Rukh Khan Popularly known as King Khan, Shah Rukh Khan has a large fan base and reportedly demands as much as $9 million per movie. He has played the main role in around hundred movies in various genres such as family dramas, action, romance, and thrillers. Widely acclaimed as the top movie star in the very history of Bollywood, Shah Rukh Khan has bagged a number of industry awards such as 8 Best Actor Filmfare Awards and the Padma Shree Award for his invaluable contributions to the Hindi filmdom. An actor, TV star, entrepreneur, and movie producer, Shah Rukh Khan’s net worth is $600 million. Top 2 – Salman Khan Salman Khan charged $11.3 million for his latest movie Ek Tha Tiger, which turned out to be a super hit. He has played the star role in over 80 Hindi movies, of which the blockbusters were Bodyguard, Dabangg1, Dabangg 2, Ek Tha Tiger, and Ready. Khan has also won a couple of industry awards and his net worth is $200 million. Top 3 - Amir Khan Amir Khan is known to charge as much as $10.2 million per movie. A great actor and a perfectionist by nature, he chooses his movies with care, making sure that they have high potential to become blockbusters. 3 Idiots, his comedy movie of 2009, became the Hindi movie that grossed the highest revenue in the history of Bollywood. He is not only an actor, but also a writer, producer, and director, famous for movies such as Lagaan and Raja Hindusthani. His net worth is $180 million. Top 4 - Akshay Kumar Akshay Kumar, whose net worth is $65 million, has one major aim in life; he wants to charge Rs. 100 crore or $18.5 million for a movie. So far, the highest he has charged is Rs. 45 crore or $8.3 million, which is as much as Amir Khan charged for 3 Idiots. No longer one of the top Bollywood actors, he is certainly one of its best, having acted in over 100 movies and achieved fame as a producer, actor, and martial artist. Top 5 - Hrithik Roshan Hrithik, who began acting in movies in his childhood, has been known to charge as much as $5.5 million per movie. His movie “Kaho Na Pyaar Hai” not only brought him name and fame, but helped him bag 3 Best Actor Filmfare Awards. His net worth is $30 million.

Celebrities 2013: Highest Paid Actors

Robert Downey Jr. $75 million The Avengers was the third highest-grossing movie of all time and no star benefited more from that than Robert Downey Jr. Tony Stark might not have been the leader of the group (that honor belongs to Captain America) but Downey was the only indispensable actor which meant he was able to demand the most money. As long as he's willing to keep putting on the Iron Man suit, Downey will remain one of Hollywood's highest-paid actors.

Moods as per week days

Moods as per week days

Fun, social networking sites

Fun, social networking sites

Fun, Social networking sits

Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got

She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me
I m in india and he lives in uk

We met on marriage website
Became friends on fb
Had long chats on whatsapp
Proposed each other on skype
N now 2 months of relationship through viber

I need ur blessings and good wish oh god

Guy besides her said: now get married on twitter
Have fun on tango
Buy your kids from ebay
Send them through gmail
And if u r fed up with ur husband or kids toh unko OLX pe bech de

Fun, indian festival Diwali

A mom
asked her elder kid
to explain diwali 
to his bro ..
.
He replied:
"So luk, this dude Ram had,
like a big kingdom,
& people liked him bt,
like his step mom or sumthin,
was kinda bitch and she forcd her hubby
to send this Ram to sum jungle or sumthin..
Coz he was goin for 14yrs,
So his wife n bro got along..(U knw just 2 chill)
Bt dude forest was real scary shit..
Was full of devils  n shit like dat,
bt dis dude killed thm wid arrows..
Bt den sum bad gangsta- Ravan
pickd up his babe sita..
Dis Dude n his bro got pissd off..
So dey got an army of monkeys..
dnt ask hw...
Attackd dem,
got d babe n returnd home..
People thot atleast dey deserv sumthn
Dey had no bars or clubs or smoke stuff to party...
So they lit lamps..
N this is how it all started..

MOM FAINTED 

Saturday, September 21, 2013

Puzzle

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.. Just Check It Out!

Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself. Think like a wizard;    

      man
1. ------------
     board

Ans. =man overboard

Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it. 
      
      stand
2. ------------
        i 

Ans. = I understand

OK . .Got the drift ?Let's try a few now and see how you fare ?

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/


Ans. = reading between the lines

      R
4. Road
      A
      D

Ans. = cross road

Not having a good day now, are you ?Redeem yourself.

5. cyclecyclecycle


Ans. = tricycle
Easy to figure out, ha!

          0
6._________
    M.D.Ph.D.


Ans. = two degrees below zero

C'mon give it a little thought ! !

      knee
7. ------------
      light


Ans. = neon light ( knee - on - light )

I'm sure you'll have no problem getting this one.

    ground
8. ----- ----------
feet feet feet feet feet feet


Ans. = six feet underground

Good One, try this!!

9. he's / himself


Ans. = he's by himself

Here's an easy one!!

10. ecnalg


Ans. = backward glance

Not even close ?!!?

11. death ..... life


Ans. = life after death

Okay last chance .

12. THINK



Ans. = think big ! !

And the last one is very funny- - -

13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb...

Ans. = long time no 'C'.........
..........

Passbook and marriage connection

Passbook – Really good one !!

Priya married Hitesh this day. At the end of the wedding party,

Priya’s mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook.

With Rs.1000 deposit amount.

Mother: Priya, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage life.

When there’s something happy and memorable happened in your new life, put some money in.

Write down what it’s about next to the line.

The more memorable the event is, the more money you can put in.

I’ve done the first one for you today.

Do the others with Hitesh.

When you look back after years, you can know how much happiness you’ve had.

Priya shared this with Hitesh when getting home.

They both thought it was a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be made.

This was what they did after certain time:

- 7 Feb: Rs.100, first birthday celebration for Hitesh after marriage

- 1 Mar: Rs.300, salary raise for Priya

- 20 Mar: Rs.200, vacation trip to Bali

- 15 Apr: Rs.2000, Priya got pregnant

- 1 Jun: Rs.1000, Hitesh got promoted

…. and so on…

However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial things.

They didn’t talk much.

They regretted that they had married the most nasty people in the world…. no more love…

Kind of typical nowadays, huh?

One day Priya talked to her Mother:

‘Mom, we can’t stand it anymore. We agree to divorce.

I can’t imagine how I decided to marry this guy!!!’

Mother: ‘Sure, girl, that’s no big deal.

Just do whatever you want if you really can’t stand it.

But before that, do one thing first.

Remember the saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day?

Take out all money and spend it first.

You shouldn’t keep any record of such a poor marriage.’

Priya thought it was true.

So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue and planning to cancel the account.

While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record.

She looked, and looked, and looked.

Then the memory of all the previous joy and happiness just came up her mind.

Her eyes were then filled with tears.

She left and went home.

When she was home, she handed the passbook to Hitesh, asked him to spend the money before getting divorce.

The next day, Hitesh gave the passbook back to Priya.

She found a new deposit of Rs.5000. And a line next to the record:

‘This is the day I notice how much I’ve loved you thru out all these years.

How much happiness you’ve brought me.’

They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe.

Do you know how much money they had saved when they retired?

I did not ask.

I believe the money did not matter anymore after they had gone thru all the good years in their life.

P.S.: Life is about the moments you create, that u can keep it with you FOREVER. After everything is over, THAT is what we have or what we are left with.
So, let’s NOT mess up. Let’s Create and Cherish 

Rocking SARDARS back again

Rocking SARDARS back again!!

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar:  Oye  ullu  ke  pathe___ EVERY YEAR

Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.


After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!


Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.


Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!


Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.


Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new


Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!


Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay ..
While its landing he shouted: " Bombay .. Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"


Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!


Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE



Fun, info, English wonder

An English wonder: These words have something in common..Banana, Dresser,Grammar, Potato, Revive, Uneven.Could you identify?the answer..In each of the words listed, move the 1st letter to the end of the word and read backwards. It spells out the SAME !!

Fun, Kiss and slapped

A Funny Case Of Kiss And A Slap - must read it

A HR Manager, His Assistant, An Old Woman And Her Young Daughter Are Traveling In A Train And During The Course Of Time Get Themselves Introduced To Each Other And Become Temporary Friends...

The Train Goes Through A Tunnel And It Gets Completely Dark...

Suddenly There Is A Kissing Sound And Then A Slap !!!
The Train Comes Out Of The Tunnel...

The Women And The Assistant Are Sitting There Looking Perplexed...

The Manager Is Bending Over Holding His Face, Which Is Red From An Apparent Slap.
All Of Them Remain Diplomatic And Nobody Says Anything...

The Old Woman Is Thinking :
These Managers Are All Crazy After Girls. He Must Have Kissed My Daughter In The Tunnel. Very Proper That She Slapped Him...

The Young Girl Is Thinking :
The Manager Must Have Tried To Kiss Me But Kissed My Mother Instead And Got Slapped...

The Manager Is Thinking :
Damn It... My Assistant Must Have Kissed The Young Girl. She Might Have Thought It Was Me And Slapped Me...

Now Guess What The Assistant Is Thinking...

.

.

Now Hold Your Breath And Read What The Assistant Is Thinking...

If This Train Goes Through Another Tunnel I Will Make Another Kissing Sound And Slap My Manager Again...
The Bastard  Keeps Harassing Me In The Office...!!

Fun

A Woman Was Having Sex In An Apartment 20 Floors High With Another Man.
She Then Heard Her Husband Coming. She Told Her Lover To Stay Like Robot And Not To Move.
Husband: “What Is This?”
Wife: “This Is A Robot, I Bought To Have Sex With When You Are Traveling”
Husband: “Okay, Lets Have Sex Now”
Wife: “No Sweetheart, Yesterday I Got My Period, So I Will Go And Make A Cup Of Coffee For You”
After She Left The Husband Thought “Damn I Am So Horny, I Will Fuck This Robot”
He Tried Fucking. The Man Started Talking In A Metallic Robotic Way.
“System Error, Wrong Hole”
“System Error Wrong Hole”
Husband: “Damn Robot Is Not Working Properly. I Am Throwing It Out Of The Window”
The Lover Realized That He Was On The 20th Floor He Said:
“Software Updated, Please Try Again”
“Software Updated, Please Try Again”
Moral Of The Story: “Waqt Bura Ho To Gand Marwani Hi Padti Hai.“

BoSs to employee

Boss to an employee:
Do you believe in life after Death?

Employee:
Certainly not!
There's no proof of it, he replied.

Boss:
Well, there is now.
After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you  

Friday, September 20, 2013

Baby- while sleeping

Baby while sleeping with mom and dad...

Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.

Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
.
.
Q.1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans - In his Last Battle.
.
Q.2 - Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed ?
Ans - At the Bottom of the Page.
.
Q.3 - What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
Ans - Marriage.
.
Q.4 - Ganga Flows in which State ?
Ans - Liquid State.
.
Q.5 - When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?
Ans - On His Birthday
.
Q.6 - How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?
Ans - By Preparing Mango Shake!
.
Geography Teacher :
India Me sal bhar Sabse Zayda Baraf Kaha Girti Hai?
.
Awesome Reply By Student :
"Daaru K Glass Me.." !!

Interview

These are few questions asked in HR interview! The answers are really stunning and inspiring. Thinking out of the box! A must read...

Question 1:
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it’s raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus:

* An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
* An old friend who once saved your life.
* The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

He simply answered:
“I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.”

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to “Think Outside of the Box.”

Question 2:
What will you do if I run away with your sister?

The candidate who was selected answered ” I will not get a better match for my sister than you sir”

Question 3:
Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) – What is one morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant.

Girl - I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband.

Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked.

Question 4:
Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate. Coffee arrived kept before the candidate, then he asked what is before you?

Candidate: Instantly replied “Tea”
He got selected.

You know how and why did he say “TEA” when he knows very well that coffee was kept before.
(Answer: The question was “What is before you (U – alphabet) Reply was “TEA” ( T – alphabet)
Alphabet “T” was before Alphabet “U”

Question5;
Interviewer said “I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question.

Think well before you make up your mind!” The boy thought for a while and said, “my choice is one really difficult question.”

“Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. “What comes first, Day or Night?”

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, “It’s the DAY sir!”

“How” the interviewer asked,

“Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!”

___

Sometimes just thinking out of the box is all it takes!
Share with your friend and give them a special moment of thinking...

Enjoy life

How strange it is
-We wish to earn loads of money,
but we had the best times only when we had just 10 bucks in our pocket.

-We wish to wear high brands
but we feel most comfortable in pajayma pants.

-We wish to sit in Taj & Marriot with elite people
but we enjoy roadside tea with friends and with ppl we love..the most.

-We wish to own big cars and go on long drives
yet we talk our heart out only while walking down a long road.

-We have 64GB iPods filled with songs
but sometimes a song on the radio brings a smile that can't be compared.

-Life is simple indeed
But We make it complex by running after what NEVER gives us joy.....

Love life 
Take note of small things....!!!
Keep Smiling��

Height of irritating someone

Height of irritating someone:"

Boy:" pen hai ??
Girl:" nahi..

Thodi der baad..
Boy:" pen hai ??
Girl:" nahi bola na..
Boy:" pen hai pen ??
Girl:" nahi hai kaminey, aur abki bar pucha to
to hathode se sar phod dungi tera..:@
Kuch der baad...
Boy:" hathoda hai kya..???
Girl:" nahi..
Boy:" accha.. to phir pen hai pen..???..


A guy calls an unknown number..
Guy: Fridge hai?
Reply: Haan hai.
Guy: Chalta hai?
Reply: Haan chalta hai..
Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..
And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again..
Guy: Fridge hai?
This time the person's really angry.
Reply: Nahi hai.
Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..



Funny marriage jokes-Enjoy

A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas. Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags, I just won over a million dollars in Vegas." His wife say, "That's wonderful, What should I pack for .... Europe, Asia, the Caribbean?" He says, "I don't care, just be gone when I get home."